Right, right, today’s not the day because we wouldn’t want to politicize a tragedy. That might make you look crass. And more important than stopping future elementary school students from being shot in the face and head and chest and little legs is for you to show a little tact by rising above your unseemly urge to make this country better. Also, you don’t want to offend anyone directly involved in the shooting. Like the parents of the kids who were murdered this morning while learning basic addition and how to write their ABCs. I’m sure they just want you to stay out of it for the day—keep it to yourself, will ya? Because no one likes a president who would immediately and decisively stand up to stop something like this from happening again. That’s just too political, and you are a statesman.
….But could you just let us all know: When would be a better day?
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Elementary school shooting
Dozens of people, including children, are reported killed in a mass shooting at an elementary school in Newtown, Connecticut.

This is such a tragedy.

Who would do this? Why? What reasons?

Dare you not to cry.

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Elementary school shooting

Dozens of people, including children, are reported killed in a mass shooting at an elementary school in Newtown, Connecticut.

This is such a tragedy.

Who would do this? Why? What reasons?

Dare you not to cry.

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